Scarlett Johansson

In lieu with Scarlett Johansson winning the “Best Breasts in Hollywood” award, yet again, let us review the infamous Golden Globes Boobs assault that Isaac Mizrahi did on our girl.

Now, most people, especially men, are just fascinated by the 25-year-old’s breasts. Even gay people are, and Mr. Mizrahi is of no exception. When he was invited to do interviews on the Golden Globes in 2006, his behavior at the event was all-together rash and bold, to the point that some people called it vulgar, but nothing topped the hat more than when he groped Scarlett Johansson’s breasts.

ScarJo was wearing a sizzling red dress, which accentuated her “assets.” So this is what happened:

Cheeky Isaac said: “I wanna know about the underwear you’ve got on.”

Scarlett replied: “Not much.”

He said: “Not much, except there’s something going on underneath,” before going in for the kill.

Cupping her breast in one hand and a microphone in the other, he said: “It’s built in, I just wanna feel it - oh, I just love that.”

He prodded around for a few more seconds to Scarlett’s amazement.

The Island star giggled: “What’s going on here?”

“I’m just taking notes,” Mizrahi said.

“Well, take all the notes you want,” she said, laughing things off.

But she was covering her awkwardness, as she revealed in the set of her movie, The Prestige that it was, “[That was] horrible. I didn’t know what to do. It was very awkward.”

“Mostly, I was thinking, ‘Oh, my god. This is happening on live TV.’ I don’t think he got a huge thrill out it. He was making some shocking show or whatever for his channel and wanted to be different and racy and all of those things.”

“When it happened, I think I actually said, ‘What the heck is going on?’ At the same time, people made a huge deal out of something that, in the moment, was not as exciting as it seemed afterward.”

The designer’s explanation was that he was just trying to figure out how her dress was made. “I’m sure he was very fascinated by that — like he doesn’t know how a dress works,” she said.