Scarlett Johansson

Ryan Reynolds might be a hunk himself, but that doesn’t stop him from having a man-crush on Twilight star, Robert Pattinson.

“I love Twilight. Oh my God are you kidding me?” Ryan gushed.

“Robert Pattinson in a word - dreamy.” Now it’s my turn to go, OMG! Is Ryan kidding? Well, apparently not.

When asked of a possibility to work with the 22 year-old hunk, the 34-year old actor exclaimed, “Oh are you kidding me? Look, I’m not gay - but I’m thinking about it.”

Looks like Scarlett Johansson may have some competition. But don’t worry ScarJo, he doesn’t like another girl, just another man. Which in itself, is worse.

As for Twilight actress and Ryan’s Aventureland co-star, Kristen Stewart, he commented, “She’s an old, old soul. Sometimes I wonder if she’s one of the Golden Girls with a great face lift. I can’t believe how wise she is. I feel pretty strongly that she’s going to fix our contracting economy.”

Oh well. Moving on…Scarlett’s own husband may have the hots for Rob, but tween star Miley Cyrus prefers ScarJo herself.

“I’m not a huge Rob Pattinson fan,” the 16-year old confessed. “Girls aren’t really in love with Rob; they’re in love with Edward.” Well, this is true in some cases.

“She [Scarlett Johansson] is, honestly, the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I went to “He’s Just Not That into You” with [boyfriend] Justin [Gaston] and I was covering his eyes.”

Awwww…now ain’t that sweet? Or petty. You take your pick.

Perhaps one of the stories that sent the grapevine into a frenzy late last year was when Scarlett Johansson auctioned off a tissue. No, not a fresh one even, but a tissue that she had blown her nose with!

The (in)famous tissue was used on the Jay Leno’s Tonight show when ScarJo was promoting her movie, The Spirit. Some of the cast and crew were sick, including her and co-star Samuel L. Jackson.

After blowing her nose on the tissue, the Hollywood actress put it inside a plastic bag, autographed it, and then took a photo with it. The pricey tissue was then auctioned off as part of a charity event on eBay, where celebrities donate personal objects. Take note, “personal objects”, it didn’t say that things rightly belonging to the trash bin are included.

Anyway, back to the story, if you would believe, more than sixty nutcases – erm, sorry – people, bid on it! What is the world coming to? And finally, a “lucky” person won the bidding by paying €3500. All for a tissue. A used one at that!

Even if this happened weeks ago, it still never fails to amaze (more like appall) me. I mean, when I first saw that on TV, I was like, “What in the world was she thinking?” followed by, “No idiot is going to buy that!” However, the world has again showed me that wonders never cease. But hey, it was all for a good cause, so I won’t say anything bad about the buyer.

However, I have a teeny, tiny request to make of our dear ScarJo: Please, the next time they tell you to contribute to charity, I ask you to not give away something that you’ve blown germs into. Please. Maybe a shirt or a trinket will do next time. Okay?